Wisconsin Election EXTRA
Something's cheesy in the dairy state
Like many rich people, Elon Musk believes his money should be able to buy anything: male children, Twitter, a new face. But things don’t work out the way he planned. One of his cleverest assigned-male-at-birth offspring is both a trans woman, and a devastatingly astute critic of her absent father. Twitter is a right wing dumpster fire whose value has tanked so dramatically under his ownership that the only buyer he’s found for it is…well…himself. And his face looks like six miniature canned hams jockeying for supremacy.
And as if that weren’t bad enough, now Elon has decided to buy himself the Wisconsin Supreme Court by throwing money at Brad Schimel, an appalling specimen most noted for a term as Wisconsin Attorney General, during which his signal accomplishments were slow-walking rape kit processing and blaming victims as rapists ran free. A real piece of work, that Backlog Brad.
This cartoon explainer aims to let lower information voters know why this election matters and why voting for Backlog Brad would be a really bad idea.
Anyhoo, here’s the cartoon:
